The following is a podcast that i'll definitely make! I'm gonna invite ppl to help me too! Thanks samuel for posting my ultimately ugly pic on the net... wait. I going to update the pic. hold on ar
Ahhh much better. hiak hiak
ok let's continue.
We have noticed that parents nowadays arerefusing to let their children to go to the LAN shops.
Why?
Because there too many pai kia. Very vulgar one.
Orrhhh....
Admin: Welcome to PC Brink. Maple? DotA?
PK1: Wa lau eh... everything oso want la. Here is my ez-link.
Admin: Ok. Computer 11,15 and 30 for you 3 people.
PK2: KNN. NB u give us such stupid seats. How are we supposed to play har?
Admin: I'm sorry but we only have these seats left.
PK3: Aiya. Just go and play la.
*playing and shouting loud loud because they very far away*
PK1: WA KNN CB WHO BACKSTAB ME!
PK2: Never mind! I take revenge for you!
PK3: HAHAHAHA NOOB! DIE LA CB!
PK1,2 and 3: *********************************** (alot of vulgarities)
Oh dear, it looks like the LAN shops are really full of uncivilised human beings. So, in order to curb this problem, we have decided to implement a fine system in PC Brink for beta testing.
Admin: Hi welcome to PC Brink. Here are the following rules you have to obey before playing. First, do not anyhoo download anything from the internet. Because ar, the next few people use liao will be laggy. Then they will complain lag.
Second, do not surf those kind of yellow yellow weysite (this is not a typo). If our com kenna the virus, or worse kenna the cyber terrorism ar. We no need do business liao.
Third, please refrain from scolding vulgarities. Each time u curse or swear, your computer will be locked. You will have to pay $2 to continue playing.
PK1: Aiya ok lar just let us play.
Admin: Computers 1,2,3.
PK1: WA KN...
PK2: Wey! Dun scold vulgarities. later need to pay.
PK1: O! Ok.
*playing*
PK1: Oh my goodness who in the world is attacking me from behind!
PK2: Oh you scum of the universe! Now you will have to suffer the consequences! (note that scum is not a true vulgarity)
PK3: Which MFKNNBCB KILL ME!
Computer 3: Your computer has been locked! Please proceed to the counter for payment.
PK3: WAH KNN LIDDAT OSO MUST LOCK! F*** CCB G** (followed by alot of beeping)
Admin: Ah! you come already.
PK3: Nah! $2! Quick unlock. I respawn liao.
Admin: Hah? $2? Siao ah!
PK3: Wah u want to con me issit?
Admin: No lar. I calculated liao. U total scold 10 vulgarity. So must charge 10 times 2. Twenty dollar!
PK3: Wah lau! Siao ar! I zhao liao.
Admin: Ey. U dowan your ez-link card ar. EY!
*back at the computers*
PK2: Haiyo... cannot scold, then type lor...
Computer 2: You computer has been locked.
PK2: What the! Liddat oso tio the catch ar! WA LAU
Admin: Ah. U lai liao.
PK2: Wa type oso will catch ar.
Admin: like duh~ there are children playing LAN oso ma. OK! $100 please.
PK2: HUH?
Admin: 2 times 50 ma. Haiyo. You go and put your name as Lan J. Then the name appear 50 times. So 100 lor...
PK2: WTF!
Admin: $102 please
PK2: Ahhhhhhh (sound fades)
PK1: Wah! They all zhao liao. Pang seh. Ok i oso go off liao. Sianz
Admin: $10 please.
PK1: Huh? but i never type or scold vulgarities lehz!
Admin: You point the middle finger so many times still dare to say? I give u discount liao hor. U want to pay or dont pay. Your frens all dowan pay... u want help them pay anot.
-End-
nice right? lol
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