Remember

A STUDENT'S YEAR
It's not the fault of the student if he fails,
because the year ONLY has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival holidays) - 40 days. Days left 6.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days. Days left 3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!
Balance = 0
How can a student pass ?????"
In other news , cars are travelling at faster and faster speeds.........and now introducing , the litespeed age cars which travels so fast (pic left) that our picture can't even get an image of the car!!
'The Finest features on a sharply contoured face,it brings out the warmth in the eyes of the person in the picture.'Straits Times Reader JJ Lim send in a picture he saw of 4 NY AEP (attitude extremely problematic ) pupils whose masterpiece, 'Mona Likok', won the first prize at the Vienna International Art Award For Lame People. The 'Mona Likok', a not so self portrait of their famous classmate, took a painstaking 70 seconds to complete. Said team leader of the group, Mr Xiongcasso:'It was hard to get the perfect look of Mona Likok's eyes, but we managed to get a pretty good one in the end!' Indeed.--AP


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ST reporter Mr Samulingam spotted this boy using a straw to drink tea at Serangoon central McDonald's recently.Its amazing how in this technologically advanced and educated age that we see people doing this.Caught in the act by his fellow classmates who send this to stomp; this fella's actions are a disgrace to our nation! Said ST reader Mingali Kwanku :'I used my hands to pick up by doggy poo.This guy more stupid then me!HAHAHAHAHAH!'-AP
Any other queries you might have, feel free to checkBTW , THE DATES ARE 9/12 , 23/12 , 25/11 WARD 62 AND 65!!!!!!!IMH OF COURSE!!!
with me anytime.
Currently, we've only bi-weekly Sat sessions, unless
our manpower grows to a considerable size. Normal
session is 2.30-5.30pm.
We would issue you a special certifcate of
participation for each CIP student for your CIP
requirements.
Thanks for your choosing Achievers!
Regards,
Stephen
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As long as there is a man in the world who is hungry,
sick, lonely, or living in fear, he is my responsibility
- Albert Schweitzer
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Hi Cun Kang,
Glad to hear that you would like to contribute your
time and effort with us again. 10 per group sounds
good to me. Would you think you could come up with
some performance item? E.g. Drama, singing, dance,
magic show, fashion parade, anything! Just let me know
what you can come up with. I can allocate 10-20 min of
time for your item. If need more than 10 people for
such performances, just let me know the total people
involved, as long as not too overwhelming, it's fine.
Alternatively, you might wish to come up with a
"tea-dance" session of 20-30 mins, consisting of
finger foods (cheap cheap items, such as hotdogs, fish
balls, sandwiches, potatoe chips, potatoes, tapioca,
dry fruits (not the watermelon type), anything that
won't drip and dirty the place easily. Your reps can
be in charge of running the whole tea-breaks. And hot
music! Else any other creative ideas! Just let me know.
Regards,
Stephen
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